When love is gone, there’s always justice. And when justice is gone, there’s always force. And when force is gone, there’s always Mom. Hi, Mom!  |  Laurie Anderson

Pointless…Like giving caviar to an elephant.

William Faulkner

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. I’ve lost two days.

Anon

For [wo]men, no circle is ever closed. We walk ever in spirals.

R. Scott Bakker

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. 

Groucho Marx

In my estimation, the only thing that is more to be guarded against than bad taste is good taste.

Russell Lynes

You should always believe all you read in the newspapers, as this makes them more interesting. 

Rose Maccaulay

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

George Bernard Shaw

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

Chris Rock